LOOKING FOR A CAR VS. BUYING A HUSBAND

i couldn't sleep last night because i was worried about buying a car. my head was just a mess of dollar signs and specs and photos and reviews. i'm tired of phone calls from dealers. i hate all the decision making no, not really, no thank you, not today, i don't think soi'm pretty sure i'm just going to settle for the model i tried out last night. when it runs it runs well. it looks nice on the outside, good enough on the inside. i'm terrified that it won't be reliable, but you never know unless you try it!
Jess: I can't fall in love with it because it might not be the best deal. Nikki: Kinda like marriage?
i'd bet a 3k ring i do the same thing in the dating scene when i'm 30 and still single.

MY TRUST ISSUES

I won't eat at a chocolaterie if the lady behind the counter is skinny, it's very suspicious.