DEHYDRATION

i was at a party the other night and someone noticed that i was dehydrated. how could he tell? apparently your tongue swells to the point that your teeth leave an imprint on the sides. i guess these imprints were noticeable when i laughed. so i was curious and went home and turned to good old wikipedia to learn more about dehydration. a symptom of dehydration is the inability to produce tears.

some days i think i should quit drinking altogether.